Friday, March 12, 2010

Our Not-So-Secret Admirer

Some of you may not know this, but the Yam! has a not-so-secret admirer who writes to us weekly. I haven't asked if he's okay with us sharing his identity, but here's an excerpt from this week's wonderful email (read it to the tune of Hey Jude):

Hot Yam, don't make it bad.
Take some green things and make a salad.
Remember those nuts stay out of that batch!
Then you can serve everyone salad.

Hot Yam, don't be afraid.
Once a bake sale, but now much better.
Go out and peel some potato skin,
Then you can serve everyone salad.

And anytime the lines get long, Hot Yam, refrain,
From prepping your meals a little earlier.
For well you know that it's a fool who eats cold stew
Because that will only make him surlier.

(Mostly local, fully vegan)

Hot Yam, don't let me down.
When exams come, why can't I see you?
Remember those nuts stay out of that batch!
Then you can serve everyone salad.

So let it out and let us in. Hot Yam, begin
To think up new ways to brighten summer.
Oh, and don't you know I've eyes for you, Hot Yam? You do.
Hot chickpea is nothing next to you.

(Mostly local, fully vegan)

Hot Yam, don't make it bad.
Take some green things and make a salad.
Remember that nuts stay out of that batch!
Then you can serve everyone salad salad salad salad salad salad salaaaaaaad!

Organic, heavenly food. Four dollars for you. No tax.
You've got some rave reviews: Now Magazine - 5 N's.
Organic, heavenly food. Four dollars for you. No tax.
You've got some rave reviews: Now Magazine - 5 N's...

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